This week, we’re missing our crunchy Christian co-host, so it’s red dye #40, seed oils, and peanut oil for everyone! Pastor Gary, Pastor Ted, and Pastor Alex talk prayer that moves mountains—or at least gets you past the lady tees in golf. From Chick-fil-A hype and AI-run diners to the most anointed bacon Band-Aids you've ever seen, this episode is 80% theological gold, 20% hot dog speed-eating strategy, and 100% worth your time. Also: Pastor Gary almost crosses the Red Sea (again), Pastor Alex drops a Word on persistent prayer, and Pastor Gary might buy a 100-inch TV if the Lions make the Super Bowl.

Warning: Contains spiritual encouragement, holy sarcasm, sports smack talk, and deep dives into the viscosity of ranch.