The Origin of Peppy Poppet

WHEN I'M OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED BY THE TITLE OF PREMIER LITTLE, AMERICA WILL NO LONGER BE IN CRISIS


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FOLKS, BY NOW IT IS WIDELY ACCEPTED THAT THE UN + EU..... ARE LOOKING TO HAVE ME BE UNDER THEIR PROTECTIVE UMBRELLA SO I CAN DO ALL THE DAMAGE CONTROL AS THE OFFICIAL PREMIER LITTLE ((INSTEAD OF JUST BEING KNOWN AS 'premier little but not so little' IN AN AFFECTIONATE WAY.))

AND SINCE I AM A SUPREME SAINT, BY MOST ACCOUNTS, I CANNOT HAVE LOOKALIKES.  I CAN HOWEVER HAVE 7 ASSISTANTS WHO CAN BE SEEN & HEARD IN AN AMPED WAY ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE REGULAR HUMAN BEINGS.

I AM AWARE THAT PEOPLE WANT MY BIOGRAPHY BEFORE THEY ACCEPT ME AS A SPIRITUAL LEADER.  BUT FOR RIGHT NOW THEY CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH FULTON BOOKS IN PENNSYLVANIA FOR A COPY OF MY CHILDRENS BOOK FOR 15$ A BOOK.  THE TITLE OF THE BOOK "ALFINA DOLPHINA DREAMS OF THE BERING SEA" IS A GOOD WAY TO GET INTO MY PSYCHE.


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The Origin of Peppy PoppetBy alfina dolphina