You get an alligator breaking into your kitchen. There's a lot of freaking damage because... you know... it's an ALLIGATOR. The insurance company says they "don't cover alligators." Really? While we're in Florida, there's a wonderful Tell Me Something Good where a little church managed to raise enough money to buy $7.5 million dollars worth of medical debt from a collection company and forgave the debt for thousands of desperate families. Ever get so sick of porch pirates that catching one in the act and chasing them down for the police is a good idea? One Cottonwood Heights man has an epic tale.