Lars successfully arbitrates a dispute about smoking snakes. Kind of. And because he does such a good job he and Eliana get to be in charge of the show for 3 whole minutes, which are three minutes that none of us will ever get back.

We also manage to dig up some depression era Megaboom!!s proving once and for all that Megaboom!! is the oldest podcast in the world and therefore the best.

Finally we leave you, the listener, with this important question:

What is most troubling

a). geriatric sexts

b). recycled catheters

c). fornicating with dead people.

It's our version of the one hand clapping riddle.

TGIF ya'll. Time for some Full House.