Ciri’s training begins in earnest and it doesn’t go down nearly as smoothly as the Slane Irish Whiskey we sip while discussing it. Valerie feels confident she can take on the pendulum (but the rest of the gauntlet...not so much) while Tim discovers a Witcher ship name he actually likes. Also, Valerie gives us a dramatic reading from Blood of Elves! But don’t get too excited, it’s about a dead rat.