HO HO HO, Trashholes! The Bitches have a gift for you! You guessed it - a longer episode! Are you a hometown 52/10, and an Arizona 7/10? This one’s for you! They, of course, couldn’t forget basic pics, and seasonal thirst traps - you’re welcome. But, this episode truly wouldn't be complete without gifts for your boyfriend, Jeremy! Do they make a gift bag for sex? Grab some spiked egg nog, hunker down, and pray for daylight!

Happy Holidays, Trashholes!