Wheneverly! with Dave and Tana

Dave and Tana Get together one last time on Podbean to discuss their present and future. They solemnly swear to never pressure listeners to "LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT BELL" on youtube. Dave Teases a future Project, discusses his gourmet lunch, and Tana talks Comic book industry COVID issues, and humble brags about her 2nd Hugo award Nomination (the award definitely does not look like a Penis) .

Dave and Tana Return with this all New edition of Westeros Wheneverly. Tana came up with a genius new segment, called WISA...aka Who Is Still Alive. Spoilers....we think Stannis!!!! It is episode 69 and we make no innapropriate jokes...in fact, its about 15min before Dave mentions a Penis. This episode is a return to the books, to re-examine where the Winds of Winter will pick up. Who is still left on the battlefield.

 

 

^^Look at that Penis Sound Wave I made with my Voice! -Dave

 

All Men Must Drink

THE NORTHERN LIVING

Tonight we bring back an old favorite from way back “The Stannis Sour”. The True King deserves his crown so tonight I am drinking my version of this classic cocktail with:

2oz CROWN ROYAL CANADIAN WHISKEY

Juice of one whole LIME

I substitute simple syrup for the sweet cherry juice from BADA BING cherries, add freshly squeezed lime juice and top it all off with ice, ice baby.

Dave and Tana reunite for a friendship podcast. We touch on some Game of Thrones content but mostly, you guys, we just shoot the shit. If you want to get caught up on what Dave is up to (He is an American 007) and What comics Tana is doing (Laguardia came out today! NEW COMIC BOOK DAY!) Join us for a fun loving and bourbon soaked jaunt into nerdom.

WE ARE DRINKING THE SAME FRIKKEN BOURBON YOU GUYS!

Dave kept calling it “Devil’s Ridge”. Tana kept calling it “Devil’s Run.” The real name? “DEVILS RIVER”. Someone get these kids a water chaser. Or even better?

A Blue Curacao Nip, baby

WE BACK!

 

All Men Must Drink:

The Devil’s Peach

Half a Peach, roast in a baking dish, drizzled with honey at 400* for 40 minutesLet CoolInto your WESTEROS WHENEVERLY COCKTAIL SHAKERMuddle that sweet honey half peach with a sprig of fresh mint from the garden and Add 2-3 shots of whiskey of choiceAdd IceShake hard and strain well.

or in Dave's Case, Straight Bourbon on the Rocks...drink until Dave gets wasted (one drink).

Dave and Tana Assemble their Kings Council to discuss this AMAZING */s* episode....nuff said.

Dave and Tana Come together to discuss the Penultimate shitisode of Game of Thrones. Dave sees poop emojis everywhere!!! Tana tries to look on the bright-side, but D&D stuck a big Starbucks cup in her face...and somehow, Jamie grew a hand! What do you want to see in the final episode....cause Dave and Tana talk about their hopes, and nightmares.

 

ALL Men Must Drink:

Lemonade and Cherry Limeade

Sober....No amount of alcohol could have made this episode better.

Mine is more of an (Irish) Massacre Mule (add bitters)

 

ALL MEN MUST DRINK

Tana’s Irish Massacre Mule

 

The juice and pulp of (2) limes

Irish Whiskey (I used the Costco/Kirkland brand which is decent, honestly)

Sorghum and Sassafras Woodford Reserve bitters

 

Dave’s Moscow Mule

(made with Crushed Ice, because Dave is fancy and has Crushed Ice fresh from the fridge which is where Missandei got dumped this episode)

 

Titos Vodka, to taste

Lime, freshly squeezed

Crushed Ice (as mentioned)

And a dash of grenadine - for all the blood that D and D have spilt this season from our hearts.

 

HIGH NOTES:

Genry becomes a Lord!

We didn’t even mention that someone still lives in Dorne!

Is it… Muentyn Quartell? A Sand Snake?!

WHO KNOWS!

On the long list of things these writers have ruined, DORNE barely gets a mention in this episode, my friends.

So, drink up. Cheer up.

And may the odds be ever in your favor.

#WrongFranchise

Dave and Tana discuss the lack of death (of the major characters), the amazing darkness (so red! so hellish!), and Tana can't help but notice the killing of all the brown people first (Dothraki and Unsullied),

(Tana your Westerosi politics are seeping through!) #brokethiswall. Tana unabashedly loved this episode (who even is she anymore?!). It was scary and exciting and chaotic and had us on the edge of our seats the whole time. We completely forget to mention the obvious name smash: "Azor AhArya!" But we certainly don't miss Jon doing Nothing.And why was Bran just watching Tree-V the whole time?Aren't you supposed to be the memory of mankind of something? (Hard eye roll) All Men Must Drink!

The Sour, Salty Tears of the Butthurt Haterbois

Coastal Elite IPA from theWest Palm Beach BreweryServed Frosty Cold and as Bitter as the Black Hearts of HatersDave sips on a Coke Zero (because he has an early day of work tomorrow and we don't always have to drink!)Long Live the Women of Westeros! Missandei, Melisandre, Team Dany, Lyanna Mormont and Arya Stark, Assassin Queen of my heart

TRIGGER WARNING! 

To avoid the words "fap," (gross) "stacked" (meh) and "Jamie Bottoming" (I am here for this!) skip to minute 07:35 to avoid our problematic (?) discussion of Arya's sex scene, Jamie bottoming for Brienne, and the word "fap" ---which-- SUPER ICK DAVE.

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Otherwise - Best! Episode! Ever! 

This episode takes the cake (for Tana!) when it comes to this HBO show.

Join us as Dave and I discuss the ins-and-outs of "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms"

Great character moments, Tormund steals the show, the brothers Lannister are reunited, Dany is alone, alone, aloe, everyone shares their last night before the apocalypse together and BRIENNE BREAKS THE GLASS CEILING OF WESTEROS.

All while Jenny's Song breaks every one of our hot blooded human hearts. 

(Yes, I have listened to the Florence and the Machine version approx. 2M times) 

(Don't @ me, bro)

Dave (as usual) sips his 

RUM AND COKE, with BLUE CURACAO.

Tana sips:

GIANT'S MILK out of her OWN HUGE HORN*

(actually a mason jar) 

2 oz Vanilla Vodka

2 oz Kahlua

Floater of Peppermint Schnapps (because the ICE KING COMETH!)

Almond Milk to taste

Pour over ice and stir to combine. 

Listen carefully, sweet friend, and you will for sure be able to tell how potent my particular drink was by the end of this episode. 

ALL MEN MUST DRINK!

Dave and Tana Return to Westeros by way of Green Dragons. Podcasting across the state of Florida we have a slightly new recording format...and Dave has to do some slight Editing. We talk all things "Winterfell" including boning in a cave, EDM rave parties, and ripping bandaids off. Bran is a Super Creep, Super Creep, Supper Creepy and Sansa is a Jelous sister?

All Men Must Drink:

Tana's Drink:Tonight I am also RIDING THE GREEN DRAGON!

THE GREEN DRAGON1 Whole Lime, Juiced1 Sprig of Mint, expressed2oz Gin (I used FORD's GIN) #Narcissism1oz Jim Beam Fire WhiskeyTopo Chico Sparkling Mineral WaterDrizzle of Peppermint Schnapps

Stir over ice in your WESTEROS WHENEVERLY TUMBLER (only 6 in existence) then pour over crushed ice (I wish) (It's cubed iced) and garnish with a lime wedge and sprig of mint.

Enjoy.That cold peppermint and hot taste of cinnamon mingle in your mouth for the experience of a lifetime, not unlike riding a dragon named after your real dad and his gal (RHAEGAL) #LyannaStark

Dave's Drink:

Lame Rum and Coke Zero...with a splash of Blue Curacao

We watched, we casted, we ate breakfast. Dave and Tana end season 2 with a bang (just kidding, we did this one sober). Tana drinks Sprite Cranberry Zero, Dave has a Coke Zero, and Haleoris has a bag full of brain balls. We answer some questions, and create new ones thanks to the show runners. Finally, if you're interested we do some house cleaning at the end!