No one man is an island, but our boys just might buy one! Mike, Peter and Jon get together and discuss the rules of acquisition when purchasing a whole-ass island, talk about the new documentary Last Exit: Space and whether or not humankind can colonize other galaxies, and reach one more time into the mailbag. Also, Werner Herzog has a lot to say about drinking urine. Quench your thirst for hot takes with Red Channel Condition right now!