Puzzling's unfathomable goodness makes Satan his bitch but a long, long time ago in a distant galaxy, leaving the corpulent planet Poontangus, a group of SubGenii fly toward a distant speck which gradually resolves into an abandoned space church. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by an Evil Philo Drummond clone, a funky orc capable of space highway mopery and even mindcrapping. Terrified as a little girl, Dr. Hal flees the Empire, with his protector, Admiral Puzzling Evidence. They beat feet for Dobbstown. When they arrive, a fight breaks out. Evidence uses his cheap plastic seven-bladed windbreaker of Slack to defend Dr. Hal and together they decide it's time to steal a genuine Bobmobile and shoot their way out. Evidence must fight to save Dr. Hal but when he unearths a giant frozen sausage, the entire future of the corporate galaxy is at stake all the while Suicide Man's phone sucks real bad.