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Where's Josh? (with Derek Maine and Josh Sherman)
I was not expecting TB Sheets to be such a sultry blues masterpiece. “Your little star struck innuendos, inadequacies and foreign bodies!” Blessed be Van Morrison. Hot Damn.
Also, it reminded me that we both have this film obsession with Tombstone. We should explore that. I feel like it’s a very specific touchstone for people our age. It separates us from the millennials. We were the last generation of the masterful Western. Do you link the song TB sheets with Val (Kilmer) / Van (Morrison). I bet you do. If anyone’s gonna have sexy TB sheets it’s Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday. Val Kilmer is a big first crush for me. Real Genius was my sexual rocketship. He seemed like Ferris Bueller with a bigger dick and more swagger.
The other day when I was having that talk with my kids about hormones, we were playing “jukebox” with my phone and a portable speaker. The rules were you have to stick with your song once it starts playing and you only get one song per turn. I mostly dislike their music. It’s a lot of twinkle farts. When it was my turn, I chose Television’s Marquee Moon just to have something longer to groove to. I’ll take the long song every time.
This was Sunday and we stopped at a Vietnamese joint in Reinickendorf on the way to Jump House for Henry’s 7th birthday. I felt we deserved a little luxury because of all the fighting so I packed my vape and spent too much money on lunch. We ordered summer rolls with chicken and tofu and some kid friendly sushi. I ordered one of those Vietnamese iced coffees with sweetened condensed milk. They brought it to me in a beautiful crystal cocktail tumbler. I thought about letting the kids order lychee juice or some shit but that adds like 8 euros to the bill and I'm trying to cut them back on sugary drinks. We were sitting outside on the first day of full heat. I asked the owners about their charming little garden plot. It had such plump roses. I love when restaurants do their own landscaping. The kids kept begging to try my coffee so I gave them ice cubes like a mamma bird, spitting it into their mouths. This was fun. This got us through the next 10 minutes till the food came.
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I was not expecting TB Sheets to be such a sultry blues masterpiece. “Your little star struck innuendos, inadequacies and foreign bodies!” Blessed be Van Morrison. Hot Damn.
Also, it reminded me that we both have this film obsession with Tombstone. We should explore that. I feel like it’s a very specific touchstone for people our age. It separates us from the millennials. We were the last generation of the masterful Western. Do you link the song TB sheets with Val (Kilmer) / Van (Morrison). I bet you do. If anyone’s gonna have sexy TB sheets it’s Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday. Val Kilmer is a big first crush for me. Real Genius was my sexual rocketship. He seemed like Ferris Bueller with a bigger dick and more swagger.
The other day when I was having that talk with my kids about hormones, we were playing “jukebox” with my phone and a portable speaker. The rules were you have to stick with your song once it starts playing and you only get one song per turn. I mostly dislike their music. It’s a lot of twinkle farts. When it was my turn, I chose Television’s Marquee Moon just to have something longer to groove to. I’ll take the long song every time.
This was Sunday and we stopped at a Vietnamese joint in Reinickendorf on the way to Jump House for Henry’s 7th birthday. I felt we deserved a little luxury because of all the fighting so I packed my vape and spent too much money on lunch. We ordered summer rolls with chicken and tofu and some kid friendly sushi. I ordered one of those Vietnamese iced coffees with sweetened condensed milk. They brought it to me in a beautiful crystal cocktail tumbler. I thought about letting the kids order lychee juice or some shit but that adds like 8 euros to the bill and I'm trying to cut them back on sugary drinks. We were sitting outside on the first day of full heat. I asked the owners about their charming little garden plot. It had such plump roses. I love when restaurants do their own landscaping. The kids kept begging to try my coffee so I gave them ice cubes like a mamma bird, spitting it into their mouths. This was fun. This got us through the next 10 minutes till the food came.