Oh please.

Please, what?

At least she's asking nicely.

It's just an expression.

Dillon Francis was never “in love” with me;

What the fuck!

--Neither was Skrillex.

It's Sonny--

It's “Sonny Moore”

It's neither--or none of them, because neither even exist.

Of course they do--

Of course they do;

Of course they do!

Now you're just-- contradicting yourself.

No, I'm not. It's clear they both at east “exist” in each respective reality; It's just--

IT's just WHAT?

Just-Just-Just--

ADJUST: THERE!

My perceptions of them are only mine;

“Perceptions”

Perception is REALITY!

Exactly! In WHAT reality, is not just ONE, but TWO superstar DJS

_-THey're music producers--

OKAY MUSIC PRODUCERS, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF. NOBODY WAS EVER IN LOVE WITH ME.

Oh, Goddamn.

--I WANTED LOVE

What is “LOVE” ?

I don't know anymore, but this world doesn't have any

GET ME OFF THIS PLANET

GODDAMN, MAN

MOVE, MOTHEFUCKER!

Go, GO, GO!

DIE! DIE! DIE!

Aghaha.

hehehe

Hahhh…. (cries)

(Dies)

Hi, I'm looking for a red wagon; A flyer, you know the type?

Ah, right this way.

Ooh, strobe lights.

AGHA

NO.

So, where did all this come from?

GOD!

WHAT?!

Well, Skrillex, I don't know--

GOOOOD!

I SAID, “WHAT?!”

But DIllon Francis--

Uh huh

That came straight from Satan.

SATAN

Look at this--

[Dillon Francis]

SATAN

He loves you.

What!

SATAN

Unconditionally.

Really?! No Way.

SATAN

Oh, yess...

No way...he's...no way.

SATAN

Oh, yes--and

AND?!

SATAN

Also, he'd rather have your best friend.

Ex Best friend. WAiT. WHAT?!

[He is gone]

WHAT? ...SATAN….SATAN?!!!!!!!!

Don't say it again, then you'll just get--

[Skrillex is Summoned]

I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ON THE DEVIL

Wub-Wub-

BLAMP.

Whoa, it's Skrillex.

...yay, we did it!

...what just happened?

Just...roll with it.

I don't wanna do this.

Who is this?

Who are you?

Fuck this shit.

I hate you.

He IS handsome

I REMEMBER YOU.

I REMEMBER YOU MORE: WHAT'S WITH THIS.

LEGENDS, EPISODE IV

“The Golden Robe”

JOEL

I told you this would happen.