Things go from messy to luxuriously petty this week when Mark’s friend Diana casually reveals that he bought BMWs for his daughter and an ex—while Mina’s still over here trying to secure a basic conversation about their future. Amir and Laila break down the moment Mina’s face says it all, and Mark fumbles every opportunity to show up like a real partner. Meanwhile, Sarper decides it’s a great time to try stand-up comedy (??) before projectile vomiting on a whale-watching date with Sophie.

Elsewhere, Stevi’s dad gives Mahdi some heartwarming real talk, and over in the throuple, Amani’s treating Any like a background character while writing the entire script herself. From luxury lies to emotional manipulation, this episode is packed with tension, awkward laughs, and top-tier side-eye.

👉 Tune in for cultural insight, reality TV realness, and some good old-fashioned banter.