So while we may be a little confused by the title of this episode we've got a lot of important items to discuss. Cyndi has major beef with the agenda that Dawson's Creek is trying to force onto us that Professor Wilder is a hottie. Dawson is cracking a little bit because he's not dealing with his father's death. Jack is distracted by the fraternity and Toby & Jen are pissed about it. We get a lovely display of gaslighting from Charlie when his and Jen's relationship hits a bit of tension but Jen may have been right to trust her instincts. But the major question on all of our minds is where is the brie???