Rick wants to do an accent but he doesn't want to offend anyone so he wonders which accents are considered "racist" or "wrong" for your average middle-aged white guy to do. Irish? Italian? Indian? Chinese? Speak to us, listeners! (In your favorite accent, of course.) Cheri takes an HIV test and isn't sure she studied hard enough for it. She reveals the results on the show. Rick watches a very heavy documentary and plays a time-wasting game and enjoys both of them.