Do you remember how you were raised? Was it as fucked up for you as it was for the rest of us?

Belly up to the bar and let's discuss...

We sat down and compared notes on all the parenting advice we've received. And guess what? It's all a steaming pile of gluten-free shit...

Pull up a stool and listen to us bitch...

Cheers!

Have a seat. Grab a drink. We're talking about partying...

We are back from holiday hiatus. She's still bitchy...he's still drinkin'.

Pull up a barstool and join us!

When did Santa become not enough? Have a seat at the bar and join us as we discuss that little pointy hatted mother fucker!

Whiskey...not a big fan.

Wine...slightly more of a fan.

Oh...and there's booze!

We didn't get enough of the Horror last time. 

That's right, we cracked a couple more bottles and we're still obsessed with how much having kids is like living in a horror movie.

So pull up a stool and bullshit with us about the horrors of parenthood!

If you've ever listened to this podcast, you'll know that most parenting advise is absolute horse shit.

Pull up a stool and grab a drink while we talk about how our parenting decisions compare to others. Oh...and there's a list.

Pull up a stool. Don't mind the bloody hook or the candy laced with razor blades...it's all bullshit. Or is it?

That's right...we're talkin' Urban Legends.

Sit down with us...imbibe and let's shoot the shit.

Everybody has an opinion. And you know what they say? They're all fucking assholes...don't listen to them.

Grab a drink and listen to us and we slide into your ear holes and put your mind at ease...

We're all asshole parents.

My wife is a fucking saint and takes the time to sit down with our kids and cook with them.

Me? I feel like I am in the middle of a field of combat if I let them help me mix a protein shake.

Sit down and have a drink. We're cooking with kids!