White boy summer isn't about reading descriptions. It's about doing, getting things done. Rough housing with your boys, pause... or dont ;) 

Care and Feeding: 

https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/10/parenting-advice-racism-n-word.html

Racked: ask Frank 

https://www.racked.com/2014/2/28/7615437/put-some-real-clothes-on-activewear-is-for-the-gym

Third Segment: 

Paul for you