White Castle fries only come in one size! The Beastie Boys said it so it must be true (editor's note: It's not), but we're not here for the fries, we're here for the sliders! And we wish we weren't, because they're gross!

Come on a Harold and Kumaresque journey with us that features water tower architecture, octogenarian romance, and more references to vomit than should be present in a wholesome show like this.

Gird your loins and intestines, you won't want to miss this next thrilling episode of Junk Feud!