What happens when your ex drops a text that cuts deeper than White Castle onions, and you cope by ranting about potatoes like they’re the secret to life? In this episode, Jay R unpacks a cuddle that could never just be a cuddle, the art of texting people you shouldn’t, and why potatoes might be the most loyal relationship you’ll ever have. Random, messy, hilarious, and a little too real — welcome to another ride through the chaos.