Let's just start off with how Sammy Sosa is some type of spirit animal. Have you seen him dressed up in a cowboy hat? It is a masterpiece. I love him and he is just living his best life. 

The US has an enduring alliance with North Korea, Putin has launched a nuclear submarine and Italy has the most FAR RIGHT leader since Benito Mussolini ( You know that guy who founded and ran the National Fascist Party).

Jay and Brad wrap it up with some NASA Porn and football talk.