THE AUDIO HAS THE FULL SHOW AND THE VIDEO CUTS OFF AT ONE HOUR BECAUSE WE HAVE A BASIC PLAN.…

Stuart man charged with misusing 911 emergency line to complain about meal

The man was upset at the size of the clams he…

who is the bigger @sshole?? The kid who is driving his teachers to drink? Or the parents who are reminding the teacher how much of a problem their child is by putting his face on the wine bottle they gifted?

A cougar in your luggage? Hunting carcass found at airport

Police say a hunter’s trip home hit a snag in Las Vegas after security screeners found a dead cougar in his luggage. No crime was committed because the man had a hunting tag. But police Lt. David Gordon told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that Transportation Security Administration…

California man gets stuck in chimney during burglary attempt

Authorities say a Northern California man tried to burglarize a business by entering through the chimney only to become stuck. Police in the Sacramento-area city of Citrus Heights said Friday that 32-year-old Jesse Berube was uninjured but now faces one count of burglary. 

The safest game of hide and seek ever played.

German boy locks himself in safe during game of hide and seek, fire fighters have to break him out…See MoreManage

Boy, nine, locked in safe during game of hide and seek in Berlin

It took three hours to release the child, with…

Yet another mad pooper in the loose

Cops hunt for suspect pooping on neighborhood lawns

This New York suburb is getting crappier by the day.…

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Alex Jones’ ‘gut’ tells him the FBI will make an ‘assassination attempt’ on…