This week, we’re crashing a full-on white trash birthday bash — complete with mobile tattoo artists, questionable snack tables, and other very questionable age realated things.  From backyard chaos to permanent ink decisions you definitely regret the next morning, we’ve got stories you don’t want to miss.

And since it’s also the kickoff of the NFL season, we’re breaking down bad fantasy picks, bold predictions, and why every fan thinks this year is “their year.” 🏈🍻

It’s birthday candles, bad choices, and football fever — all rolled into one episode.