Halal Cartels is hosted by

Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education

Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven

Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and empire here in lovely Brooklyn.

And just like the Wu, we it do for the children.  Gabe is NOT a Libra.

Yoga with Adrienne, MMA training, Brazilian Thongs, Black Summer, I Think You Leave, David Choe, Planet of the Humans, Greenwashing, Cruise Ships, Haitian Assassinations

IG: @gabepac1

IG: @sameermon

Contact: [email protected]

MUSIC by SAREEN  IG: @Sareenpatel   @brownprivilege