We crack a beer and immediately ruin your day. 🍺👻

This week’s Fuckery Report breaks down four painfully normal things that are only boring and “safe” now because someone else died first. Rules are written in blood. You’re welcome.

Then The Long Pour takes us into The Tylenol Murders. No ghosts, just poisoned trust, corporate panic, and the reason your medicine is sealed like it’s guarding state secrets.

It’s not cute spooky.

It’s humans are the problem spooky.

Crack a drink… and ask yourself:

Who died for this?