Christian knew he wanted to be a fashion designer at age 8. Natt does not remember being age 8. Whilst some gays are letting the team down, these two gays are exceeding the daily recommended caviar consumption limit, and natural deodorant is not helping. 

Join us to discover what Angela the fish did this week, what phallic gift has rattled Natt’s antiquities, and hear all about Christian’s first marriage. Spoiler, he wasn’t always gay. 

Just don’t join us if you’re an uber driver who likes to make conversation. Viva Las Vegas!

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