On today’s Wake Up Call, we’re investigating the most common crime in North Dakota break rooms: snack abandonment. Scotch opens the case file, Tank comes in hot with his complaint about the lone donut survivor in the break room, and Mandy demands justice for chip bags full of nothing but crumbs.

Why do people refuse to eat the last one? Fear? Guilt? Politeness? Laziness? Sociopathic cracker‑management? The team breaks it all down — and Froggy listeners jump in with brutal, hilarious, and VERY honest texts about the pettiest food crimes happening in their homes and offices.

If you’ve ever put an empty box back in the pantry… consider this your warning. We know what you did.

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