Today’s topics:

1. Yankees knew torpedo bats. Should it be considered cheating?

2. Babysitter finds man under bed after child complained of monster under the bed

3. Frida to launch breastmilk flavored ice cream

Today’s topics:

1. A plane passenger suing United Airlines and the Department of Homeland Security after a pilot allegedly broke down bathroom door

2. Perfectly Round Egg Sells for ~$550 at Auction

3. 23 players break world record for longest basketball game

Today’s topics:

1. RIP George Foreman + info on just how lucrative the George Forman grills were

2. World's Most Expensive canine sells for over $5.8 Million

3. Joe Exotic offers to deport his illegal husband in exchange for jail pardon

Today’s topics:

1. A modular home company helping LA wildfire victims rebuild w/ 3D printing homes from plastic bottles

2. Two Japanese tourists detained and deported after one exposed his butt cheeks at the Great Wall

3. Jury awards $60 million to delivery driver after hot Starbucks drink scalds genitals

Today’s topics:

1. Michelin chef concocted old book-flavored pudding

2. Pringles to release two new beer can flavors in partnership with Miller Light

3. Woman with Black belt fights off would-be robber wearing her new heels

Today’s topics:

1. Vegetable orchestra earned Guinness World Record

2. Southwest to end free checked bag policy

3. Josh Allen contract extension for $330M including $250M in guaranteed money + more NFL trade talk

Today’s topics:

1. Miami commissioners considering renaming streets after hit songs

2. Scientists seeking to revive the Woolly Mammoth and announce creation of “woolly mouse”

3. Man accidentally shoots himself in foot while attempting to kill cockroach

Other topics:

1a. LeBron James passes 50,000 career points

1b. Casey Anthony makes TikTok debut

Today’s topics:

1. DoorDash to pay $17 million to drivers for pocketing their tips

2. Harry Styles wows with Tokyo marathon time

3a. Oklahoma toddler calls 911 for help during doughnut emergency

3b. Baby born at Krispy Kreme + many perks to follow because of that

Today’s topics:

1. JFK’s underwear sells at auction for $9,000 + Zuckerberg hoodies sells for over $15k

2. Fyre Festival 2 happening and tickets on sale for $1.1 million (even though local Mexican government denies knowing about the event)

3. App that makes you touch grass before scrolling on TikTok

Today’s topics:

1. Two thieves in France stole a wallet and used the card to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket-and won €500,000 ($523,000).

2. The New York Yankees are allowing players to grow "well-groomed beards" after nearly 50 years of the rule

3. Celsius to buy health and wellness drinks brand Alani Nutrition in a $1.8 billion deal

Extra story: A group of Canadian service dogs recently had attended a musical to pass their performance test