I always wanted to become a doctor - until it happened.

I always wanted to be a porcupine - until that night.

I only ever met one person I'd call truly adaptable.

I have two things on my mind: playing football and Licinio Falbe.

Lucky was known for speaking out about healthcare.

Every autumn, I visited my pa, until the year I committed my first crime.

There are only three things in life that truly matter: health, friendship and Chloe Dave.

The world is full of people who are in love with Joss Chalmers.

If I could change one thing, it would be proposing to the wrong woman.

Detroit had been without sickness for many weeks.

People trust me with their futures; they shouldn't.

Bret had grown accustomed to good company.

If I could change one thing, it would be contacting the zombies.

Jennifer was known for speaking out about aliens.

Dear reader, I wish I could tell you that I made it all up.

Every spring, I visited my wife, until the year I broke my lip.

"Not again!" shouted Knut.

Why shouldn't my grandmother get to be with him?

If I could change one thing, it would be inviting her inside.

I always wanted to be trendier - until I uncovered the truth.

The End

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