This week, Caroline details the heady cocktail that comes from mixing her mother with a free lunch, Victoria recounts a rumour about a former Australian politician letting loose in a car park, while Bunsen is busy wrangling wildlife and raging about a not-so-glowing rating in a recent report card.

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