Gas at $4+, Horny Congress, and Melania’s Epstein Panic: Libservative Goes Off the Rails

Dan and Corey riff on rising gas and diesel prices, arguing oil is a global commodity and warning that shortages and compounding inflation will make fuel and food more expensive, especially as fertilizer supplies dry up, hurting small farmers while big, subsidized agribusiness absorbs costs. They mock Trump’s talk of “price gouging,” criticize the Iran conflict for straining the global economy and NATO relations, and say even ending it now wouldn’t quickly normalize oil or fertilizer markets. The show detours into claims of congressional sexual misconduct involving Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzales, plus a taxpayer-funded congressional settlement slush fund and bipartisan votes against releasing names. They also discuss Melania Trump’s statement denying Epstein ties, Trump approval sliding with non-college white voters, a parody Alex Jones “low IQ” skit, California’s “Stop Nick Shirley” bill concerns, Ticketmaster/Live Nation monopoly issues, and Pete Hegseth quoting a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction.

00:00 Cold Open and Banter

01:37 Gas Prices and Inflation Talk

02:30 Oil Is a Global Market

04:10 Fertilizer Shortage and Price Gouging

07:12 Farm Subsidies and Food Costs

09:30 War Fallout and NATO Tensions

12:17 Apple Maps and Lebanon Ceasefire

15:06 Congress Sex Scandals

19:27 Why Politicians Are Horny

27:40 Melania Epstein Statement

38:53 Trump War Spin and Polling Slide

42:36 Trump Economy Slide

43:18 Iran War Backlash

45:27 Satire Meets Reality

47:47 Tucker Bible Speculation

48:31 Alex Jones Low IQ Skit

55:49 Horny Congress Slush Fund

59:30 Ticketmaster Monopoly Rant

01:00:47 Stop Nick Shirley Act

01:07:13 Weaponized Justice Cycle

01:14:25 Hegseth Pulp Fiction Prayer

01:21:51 Paramedics Struck in Lebanon

01:24:39 Wrap Up and Plugs