Things happen to us and we happen to things, yet we cannot possibly wrap our heads around everything in the universe. That is why our outlooks on what is good or bad might not be as accurate as we think. Therefore, if you have ever wondered why bad things sometimes happen to good people, you need to pay attention to my anecdotes, examples, and analogies, as I attempt to explain the consequences, connections, and situations that affect the occurrences in our collective and individual lives. This lecture was delivered on 27 August 2022 as a further inquiry into concepts in Islamic spirituality. Before you say “Why me!” listen attentively and learn how to edit your Youniverse!