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Why Can't We Be Wizards
By Kevin Rizza, Mike Turley, Alie Turley, Mitchell Cassidy, Charlotte Cassidy, Elliot KelleyLeisureGamesFictionComedy Fiction
Why Can't We Be Wizards episodes
- [Trailer] Introducing BeQuest: A D&D Road Trip!
Hi again! We've got another new show called BeQuest! It's an actual-play D&D road trip adventure telling the story of four people, formerly inseparable, reunited on an improbable journey to fulfill their best friend's final wish. We have 8 episodes out and we think you'll really like it!
You can find BeQuest on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts! More info and links at https://bequest.skullandscones.com .
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BeQuest is a production of Skull & Scones. You can find all our stuff at skullandscones.com!
Follow us online at:
YouTube: @skullandsconesstudios
Bluesky: @skullandscones.bsky.social
Instagram: @skullandsconesstudios
Facebook: @skullandsconesstudios
You can also join our Discord server and come chat with us and other listeners like you!
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Trailer edited by Jake Burley
Show art by Nestor
4 min - [Trailer] Introducing Cthulhu-Con!
Hey there, been a while! Just dropping by to tell you about a new show Alie, Kevin and I started called Cthulhu-Con! The first 2 episodes are out now, and you should go subscribe and check it out!
You can find Cthulhu-Con on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts! More info and links at https://cthulhu-con.skullandscones.com .
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Cthulhu-Con is a horror comedy actual-play podcast about five dysfunctional coworkers, an off-the-rails Lovecraft convention, and the horrors of the universe slowly clawing at the edges of our simple minds. Join our heroes as they journey through the unknowable, the terrifying, and the crowd of cosplayers in this lovingly-crafted 12-episode miniseries.
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Cthulhu-Con is a production of Skull & Scones. You can find all our stuff at skullandscones.com!
Follow us online at:
YouTube: @skullandsconesstudios
Bluesky: @skullandscones.bsky.social
Instagram: @skullandsconesstudios
Facebook: @skullandsconesstudios
You can also join our Discord server and come chat with us and other listeners like you!
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Trailer edited by Mike Turley
Show art by Nestor
4 min - Dawn of the Final Day - Series Wrap-Up
Our players sit down for a final time to discuss the making of Why Can't We Be Wizards, answer some listener questions, and share what they are all doing next. Alie carries her dreams into reality. Charlotte talks about exploring pronouns. Mike learns he has jobs in other dimensions. Kevin has caught the create-things bug. Mitchell has a big reveal.
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THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO OUR SHOW!!!
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/
Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 8 min - Ep. 90: Book Six, Chapter Fifteen - The Trial at the End of the World
The fab four are accused of breaking a prophecy and have to defend themselves outside the bounds of time and space. Caleb gets what he wants. Leo puts it all on the table. Freya turns things on their head. Skyler takes control.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/
Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 42 min - Ep. 89: Book Six, Chapter Fourteen - Making Cheese Out of Nothing While The World Is On Fire
After closing the spigot at Azkaban, all heck breaks loose in downtown London as the final battle begins. Skyler questions things. Caleb pushes ahead. Freya confronts the past. Leo confronts himself.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/
Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 18 min - The One with the Hobbit
We're running behind schedule and it'll be a little while before we can publish the next episode. Sorry about that! To tide you over for now, here's Kevin reading exactly 10 minutes of The Hobbit by J.R R. Tolkien for some reason. It's Content!
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/
Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory13 min - [WZRD Radio Crossover Bonus!] Why Can't We Save WZRD
On this very special bonus episode, the fab four go on a side-adventure to save WZRD Radio! Freya protests baby beer. Skyler doesn't feel that they need to explain their art to you. Caleb does a good Tom Cruise impression. Leo does a bad Tom Cruise impression.
Special thanks this week to our amazing guest Hostwitch Bess from the WZRD Radio podcast! If you like music and you like wizards, what are you waiting for? Go listen to her show! Find it at https://wzrdradiopod.com or wherever pods are cast.
Today, WZRD is also releasing the other half of our crossover where Bess interviews us in-character after the events of this episode! Don't miss it! You can find it here: https://wzrdradiopod.com/2024/03/22/why-cant-we-save-wzrd-bonus-episode/
Thanks also to the incredible wrockers out there who lent us their music for this episode:
- errandofmercy - Hogwarts Never Ends: https://errandofmercy.bandcamp.com/track/hogwarts-never-ends
- Rubeus and the Hagrids - Expecto My Fist: https://wizardrock.bandcamp.com/track/expecto-my-fist
- The Weasel King - They Can't Catch Us All: https://yourwizardrockresource.wordpress.com/artists-and-bands/the-weasel-king/they-cant-catch-us-all/
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/
Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 6 min - Ep. 88: Book Six, Chapter Thirteen - Ear Cheese
The gang talks it out with Professor Fessel (with an F), who doesn't really know what to make of them. Caleb gets lucky. Leo is an acrobat. Freya makes an appointment. Skyler sees their past, present and future.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/
Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 31 min - Ep. 87: Book Six, Chapter Twelve - The Final Plan
The group swims out of their current predicament and regroups to make one final plan of attack as everything they've ever fought for starts coming to a head. Caleb makes an impassioned speech. Skyler bargains. Freya theorizes. Leo does some math. Kinda.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/
Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 2 min - Ep. 86: Book Six, Chapter Eleven - Into The Squid
The gang prepares to head into the belly of the beast... literally. Caleb faces his fears. Skyler can't stop making puns. Freya questions the future. Leo makes a bold suggestion.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/
Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 12 min
About Why Can't We Be Wizards
From the publisher's feed
A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.
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Twenty-two years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry Potter's triumphant victory over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, five young friends retrace the steps of thousands of students to discover magic, friendship, and perhaps a bit of mischief at Hogwarts. From sorting in the Great Hall to the awarding of the House Cup, these inquisitive new wizards must discover their own destiny amid the twisting walls and moving staircases of a school full of secrets not even Dumbledore claimed to know.
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Why Can't We Be Wizards is an all new wizarding story improvised by Kevin Rizza, Elliot Kelley, Alie and Mike Turley, and Charlotte and Mitchell Cassidy. We play a simple tabletop roleplaying game called Witchcraft and Wizardry created by Tablestory. As game master and producer, your resident Potter nerd Kevin magically transfigures our hours of tabletop nonsense into a tight, atmospheric, story-first listening experience. Come along on an adventure with Caleb, Skyler, Allison, Leo and Freya every other Friday as they cast spells, roll dice, uncover mysteries and find themselves through their time in school.