🚨 FIRST EPISODE ALERT 🚨

Expect swearing, adult themes & absolute chaos. 

Why is there a car park known as abortion? What’s a dying gran got to do with getting naked in bed for a first date? Find out this and more, right here.

Got an unhinged post you've seen on the internet? Or have experienced the horrors of the dating world? DM me on insta @francescakearns_

Love u, see you next time x