Questions discussed:

-Why Take a Crazy Chance, Not Do a Crazy Dance?

-Why Whitney Houston, Not Eli Whitney, Inventor of the Cotton Gin?

-Why "Survivor" by Destiny's Child, Not Big Brother by CBS?

-Why Shakira, Not Shaquille O'Neal?

-Why'd You have to go and make things so Complicated (ay, yeah), Not see the way you're acting like you're somebody else, getting me frustrated?

-Why Britney Spears, Not Jennifer Swords?

-Why "Oops, I Did it Again", Not "I'm Sorry"?

-Why Taylor Swift, Not take your time so that the suit looks really good?

-Why Katy Perry, Not Matthew Perry's character in the movie Fools Rush In?

-Why did Miley Cyrus stay here, Not move to Antarctica?

-Why Mariah Carey, Not Stephen King's Carrie?

And, of course, our teaser for next episode:

-Why MonSOON, Not MonLater?