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Prison Cast: Snobs, Kisses, and Fiery Rants – All Fiction, Zero Receipts
Ah, Prison Cast – where Linda and Steve sling wild ideas like they're dodging prison yard drama, all wrapped in a big ol' blanket of "this is totally made-up bullshit." It's the podcast that tickles your brain just enough to make you ponder life's absurdities, but hey, don't quote us in court. We're not here for truth bombs; we're here for the laughs and the "what ifs." This episode? Steve drops a pseudo-profound mic on why folks supposedly hate conservatives (spoiler: it's the snob factor), and Linda rides shotgun with zero fucks given. Buckle up – here's the juiciest, gut-bustiest summary.
The Core Chaos: Conservatives as Snobby Kiss Police
Steve kicks off with a Hell's Kitchen-inspired revelation: People dig conservatives because... wait, no, hate them? Nah, it's 'cause we're "stuck up snobs" obsessed with wordplay over real love. Exhibit A: Wedding vows. Back in the day, "You may now kiss the bride" was chill – boom, smooch city. But swap it to "kiss the groom," and suddenly it's a culture war? Steve's verdict: "You're getting married, you end up kissing anyway. Bullshit!" Linda nods along, but flips it: "You may now kiss each other – there, fixed it, you picky pricks."
Funniest Bit Alert: The whole "I need a preacher man to tell me when to kiss somebody" line. Steve's basically roasting every rom-com ever, turning sacred ceremonies into awkward game-show buzzers. Pure gold for anyone who's ever side-eyed a officiant like, "Bro, we're adults – green light us already!"
They pivot to the real tea: Conservatives aren't snobs; we're just "truthful but politically correct" (oxymoron of the year?). Steve confesses it's all a "big blob of values" you cherry-pick like divvying up questionable party favors. "It's like when you get some drugs, you must split it up evenly." Linda cackles: "But it's all individualistic shit." Boom – therapy session meets bad decisions at 3 a.m.
The Juicy Jabs: Privilege, Riots, and Restaurant Rage
Things escalate into a full-throated defense of "nice restaurant" folks against the haters. Steve: "We're not snobs – your life won't be harder 'cause snobs exist!" Linda piles on: "You idiots ruining dinners? They're getting paid by Soros and the Obamas to protest, but can't afford a steak? Save that riot cash, bitches – go eat!" They roast the "masked white cowardly 20-somethings" larping as revolutionaries: Starbucks by day, torching black-owned businesses by night? "Yellow-bellied Antifa motherfuckers with get-out-of-jail-free cards from the Dems." And BLM? "Not for black lives – they burned those down too!"
Most Interesting Twist: Steve's raw pivot on white privilege – "I couldn't really tell you how much of my being me has to do with being white. It has nothing to do with that. It's just values." But then he flips: "The non-snob way? Not riots, buildings burning, people getting murdered." It's a chaotic empathy bomb: Sure, call us snobs, but at least we're not the ones play-acting Armageddon over a $50 entree. Makes you think (fictionally, obvs): Is "snobbery" just code for "I worked my ass off, leave me to my foie gras"?
Funniest Rant Royale: Linda's mic-drop on the protesters: "If you were the one sitting there [at a nice spot], trying to eat your one meal out a week, you wouldn't want anybody rolling up... ruining it for everybody. Even though somebody put in 18 billion times the work... Now fuck you." It's equal parts savage mom-scolding and stand-up gold – imagine her yelling this over a half-eaten burger, flipping off phantom rioters. And Steve's BLM zinger? "White college kids with a revolutionary Marxist attitude busting up... black businesses? That's fucked. Create something, bitches. Shut up." Chef's kiss – pun intended.
In the end, it's classic Prison Cast: Exuberant word-vomit on politics, privilege, and petty beefs, all served with a side of "who gives a shit – pass the salt." No truths claimed, just vibes that might spark a late-night text to your debate-buddy. Tune in next time for more fictional fireworks – or don't, we're not snobs about it. What's your wildest "snob" story? Hit us up, inmates!
#Antifa
#Soros
#NoKings
#Conservative
#RIOT
Music by Mindframe (steve/doli) and James 34th floor in Manhattan "New Way of Knowing
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/prisoncast/donations
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By Steven RowePrison Cast: Snobs, Kisses, and Fiery Rants – All Fiction, Zero Receipts
Ah, Prison Cast – where Linda and Steve sling wild ideas like they're dodging prison yard drama, all wrapped in a big ol' blanket of "this is totally made-up bullshit." It's the podcast that tickles your brain just enough to make you ponder life's absurdities, but hey, don't quote us in court. We're not here for truth bombs; we're here for the laughs and the "what ifs." This episode? Steve drops a pseudo-profound mic on why folks supposedly hate conservatives (spoiler: it's the snob factor), and Linda rides shotgun with zero fucks given. Buckle up – here's the juiciest, gut-bustiest summary.
The Core Chaos: Conservatives as Snobby Kiss Police
Steve kicks off with a Hell's Kitchen-inspired revelation: People dig conservatives because... wait, no, hate them? Nah, it's 'cause we're "stuck up snobs" obsessed with wordplay over real love. Exhibit A: Wedding vows. Back in the day, "You may now kiss the bride" was chill – boom, smooch city. But swap it to "kiss the groom," and suddenly it's a culture war? Steve's verdict: "You're getting married, you end up kissing anyway. Bullshit!" Linda nods along, but flips it: "You may now kiss each other – there, fixed it, you picky pricks."
Funniest Bit Alert: The whole "I need a preacher man to tell me when to kiss somebody" line. Steve's basically roasting every rom-com ever, turning sacred ceremonies into awkward game-show buzzers. Pure gold for anyone who's ever side-eyed a officiant like, "Bro, we're adults – green light us already!"
They pivot to the real tea: Conservatives aren't snobs; we're just "truthful but politically correct" (oxymoron of the year?). Steve confesses it's all a "big blob of values" you cherry-pick like divvying up questionable party favors. "It's like when you get some drugs, you must split it up evenly." Linda cackles: "But it's all individualistic shit." Boom – therapy session meets bad decisions at 3 a.m.
The Juicy Jabs: Privilege, Riots, and Restaurant Rage
Things escalate into a full-throated defense of "nice restaurant" folks against the haters. Steve: "We're not snobs – your life won't be harder 'cause snobs exist!" Linda piles on: "You idiots ruining dinners? They're getting paid by Soros and the Obamas to protest, but can't afford a steak? Save that riot cash, bitches – go eat!" They roast the "masked white cowardly 20-somethings" larping as revolutionaries: Starbucks by day, torching black-owned businesses by night? "Yellow-bellied Antifa motherfuckers with get-out-of-jail-free cards from the Dems." And BLM? "Not for black lives – they burned those down too!"
Most Interesting Twist: Steve's raw pivot on white privilege – "I couldn't really tell you how much of my being me has to do with being white. It has nothing to do with that. It's just values." But then he flips: "The non-snob way? Not riots, buildings burning, people getting murdered." It's a chaotic empathy bomb: Sure, call us snobs, but at least we're not the ones play-acting Armageddon over a $50 entree. Makes you think (fictionally, obvs): Is "snobbery" just code for "I worked my ass off, leave me to my foie gras"?
Funniest Rant Royale: Linda's mic-drop on the protesters: "If you were the one sitting there [at a nice spot], trying to eat your one meal out a week, you wouldn't want anybody rolling up... ruining it for everybody. Even though somebody put in 18 billion times the work... Now fuck you." It's equal parts savage mom-scolding and stand-up gold – imagine her yelling this over a half-eaten burger, flipping off phantom rioters. And Steve's BLM zinger? "White college kids with a revolutionary Marxist attitude busting up... black businesses? That's fucked. Create something, bitches. Shut up." Chef's kiss – pun intended.
In the end, it's classic Prison Cast: Exuberant word-vomit on politics, privilege, and petty beefs, all served with a side of "who gives a shit – pass the salt." No truths claimed, just vibes that might spark a late-night text to your debate-buddy. Tune in next time for more fictional fireworks – or don't, we're not snobs about it. What's your wildest "snob" story? Hit us up, inmates!
#Antifa
#Soros
#NoKings
#Conservative
#RIOT
Music by Mindframe (steve/doli) and James 34th floor in Manhattan "New Way of Knowing
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/prisoncast/donations