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Why I Love Firefly? Done the Impossible with Bards #10


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Bedlam Bards have a new album and Brobdingnagian Bards were added to a Firefly documentary soundtrack. It's all in this week's show. Why I love Firefly?

Songs:

  • "The Ballad of Joss" by Bedlam Bards from On the Drift
  • "The Fall of Serenity Valley" by Brobdingnagian Bards from Done the Impossible Soundtrack
  • "Firefly Theme Song" by Marc Gunn
  • Notes:

    • How I found Firefly
    • The Signal - A Firefly Podcast
    • Done the Impossible - DVD Documentary on the Firefly Phenomena
    • Firefly Fans
    • Firefly DVDs
    • The Ballad of Joss
      music by Joss Whedon, lyrics by James Hazlerig of the Bedlam Bards

      Joss, the man they call Joss . . .

      He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores,
      Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for.
      Fox cancelled his program, but that was their loss--
      The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss!

      Our Joss saw the viewers' hearts breakin',
      He heard the Browncoats' lament,
      He saw the Fox network takin',
      His show in a way that made no sense.
      (He said) "You can't do that to my program,
      Can't grind it under your heel."
      So he took all the cast,
      And now at last,
      They've landed a Big Damn Movie deal!

      He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores,
      Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for.
      Fox cancelled his program, but that was their loss--
      The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss!

      Now here is what separates Whedon,
      From writers who slave in the core,
      The man they call Joss,
      Well, he said to Fox,
      "I'm going where no show has gone before."
      He told us about reavers,
      He told us about sin,
      He took us to the black,
      And we ain't comin' back,
      'till all those crazy Browncoats rise again!

      He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores,
      Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for.
      Fox cancelled his program, but that was their loss--
      The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss!

      Now, here is what separates Firefly
      From other shows you're likely to see--
      It's meaningful and witty,
      And the setting's really gritty,
      And the theme song is about Serenity.
      It's a little like a western,
      And a little like X-Files,
      It's better than Trek,
      And funnier than Shrek,
      And it beats out Andromeda by miles!

      He wrote about spaceships and shepherds and whores,
      Stood up to the networks and gave 'em what for.
      Fox cancelled his program, but that was their loss--
      The creator of Firefly, the man they call Joss!

      Hero of Canton
      from "Jaynestown" on the Firefly TV show

      Jayne, the man they call Jayne

      He robbed from the rich
      And he gave to the poor
      Stood up to the man
      And gave him what for
      Our love for him now
      Ain't hard to explain
      The hero of Canton
      The man they call Jayne

      Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'
      He saw the mudders' lament
      And he saw the magistrate takin'
      Every dollar and leavin' five cents
      So he said "you can't do that to my people"
      He said "you can't crush them under your heel"
      So Jayne strapped on his hat
      And in 5 seconds flat
      Stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal

      He robbed from the rich
      And he gave to the poor
      Stood up to the man
      And gave him what for
      Our love for him now
      Ain't hard to explain
      The hero of Canton
      The man they call Jayne

      Now here is what separates heroes
      From common folk like you and I
      The man they call Jayne
      He turned 'round his plane
      And let that money hit sky
      He dropped it onto our houses
      He dropped it into our yards
      The man they called Jayne
      He stole away our pain
      And headed out for the stars

      He robbed from the rich
      And he gave to the poor
      Stood up to the man
      And gave him what for
      Our love for him now
      Ain't hard to explain
      The hero of Canton
      The man they call Jayne.

      Firefly Theme Song
      music and lyrics by Joss Whedon

      Take my love, take my land
      Take me where I cannot stand
      I don't care, I'm still free
      You can't take the sky from me
      Take me out to the black
      Tell them I ain't comin' back
      Burn the land and boil the sea
      You can't take the sky from me
      There's no place I can be
      Since I found Serenity
      But you can't take the sky from me...

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