If you’ve ever called a $200 dress “basically free,” stayed one more night for “closure,” or justified Uber Eats as cheaper than therapy — this episode is for you.

On As You Should, we break down the unspoken rules of emotional economics: why girl math makes perfect sense, why boy math starts at zero, and why situationships feel cheap but end up costing the most.

We talk emotional ROI, heartbreak write-offs, red-flag accounting, and the moment math turns into menace behavior.

This is not financial advice. This is emotional logic at its finest.

🎧 Listen if you’ve ever:

• Applied girl math to red flags
• Confused attention with effort
• Stayed for “one more night”
• Called skincare healthcare
• Believed heartbreak should be tax deductible