Questions discussed:

-Why Hogwarts, Not regular school?

-Why Gandalf the White, Not Gandalf the Red, White, and Blue?

-Why Wands, Not Staffs?

-Why Magic, Not Super-advanced Technology?

-Why Spell Check, Not Spells?

-Why Black Magic, Not Brown/Tan Magic?

-Why Magic, Not Miracles?

-Why Magic Johnson, Not Johnson & Johnson?

-Why the Magic of Child Birth, Not Magic Missle?

And, of course, our teaser for next episode:

-Why Croutons, Not Bacon Bits?