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SPOILER ALERT & ABOUT MR. HELPFUL

Hello, I’m Mr. Helpful—certified in Communal Harmony Level 3, Authorized in Emergency Neighbor Interaction, and triple-endorsed by the National Board of Social Standing! This podcast offers up crisp, clear instructions for living the right way: politely, promptly, and within acceptable parameters. I’ll be guiding you through everyday situations like offering unsolicited help, correcting others quietly, and choosing the best apology tone for workplace accidents.

I am legally considered a Tier II Life Coach in seven states and was recently named a Distinguished Advisor in the field of “General Pleasantness.” Each episode is designed to reinforce a healthy routine of understanding, compliance, and swift emotional recovery.

You may begin to notice small irregularities, but rest assured—those are expected and MAY be addressed in a later installment.

THE SPOILER:

Contains loud noises.

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