Feel like every word you say is being scrutinized?  Feel like you might be cancelled at any moment?  I have the solution for you, you mewling child!

Volunteer at your local police department as a Victim's Advocate.  That is, if you have the stones.  Think you have a pair?  I bet you won't.  Because you don't. 

When you find yourself sitting across from a gay teenager who has just had his jaw broken by his dad, make sure to complain to him that it's not fair that you and your friends get yelled at for calling each other "fag" because everything is so politically correct nowadays.  He will - and I'm not even joking - probably have more sympathy for you than I do.