David Watts and Moxie McMurder aim to review Maps To The Stars this week... they try valiantly to do so before realising that even though the film is brilliant it's damn near impossible to talk about coherently.

Things go off the rails this week as your hosts talk about Harry Potter, J.K Rowling, Stephen King, Five Nights At Freddy's, The Mummy Returns, Dwayne Johnson, Fast and Furious 5, the uncanny valley and Moxie makes a valiant attempt to name The Kardashians! At the end of all that we give Maps To The Stars a score out of 5.

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