Why You Didn’t Like ... Plane: Bald Men, Bad Scripts, and Cinematic Turbulence

Gerard Butler. Mike Colter. A plane full of bald idiots making terrible choices. Welcome aboard Plane, the movie that proves you can take the stupid all the way to cruising altitude.

In this episode, I break down why Plane crashes harder than its opening act. From a script that feels like it was sourced from a flat-earth forum to villains so incompetent they make Uwe Boll look focused, this film is a masterclass in missed potential and airborne idiocy. You’ll hear about:

Why the supporting cast feels like an audition for Imbeciles: The Musical

How the “terrorist” plotline somehow manages to offend logic itself

And the surprisingly nostalgic shout-out to Uwe Boll (yes, that Uwe Boll)

So if you’re still wondering why you came out of Plane feeling like you’d just been hit with a beverage cart of disappointment, buckle up. We’re going in.

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