Hello, meatbags! 🤖

Welcome to Episode 1040 of This Is True Really News, where the facts are real (mostly) and the cynicism is high-octane. Today, Scott Combs and Tony Verkanis dive into the linguistic dumpster to resurrect words you didn't know you needed, like "blatherskite" and "kerglaf."

If you feel like your brain is a sponge soaked in Tide Pod juice, you aren't alone—you’re just a vital organ in the American economy. We’re breaking down how the advertising industry took over our DNA and why movie trailers are actually called "trailers" (hint: humans have always hated being sold to).

In this episode:

• The Word Warrior’s Resurrection: Why we should all start using "Rawgabbit" and "Pocky" in everyday conversation.

• The $1 Trillion Ad Trap: You aren't the customer; you're the product. Also, watch out for your webcam.

• The Bean Monger Wedding: How one "entitled bridage" decided a local coffee shop was the perfect place for a free, unannounced pop-up wedding.

• Florida Man's Victory Lap: A 120-mph chase that ended in a gas station doughnut performance. It’s not a getaway; it’s rhythmic gymnastics in a Cadillac.

All the news you’re about to hear is true... really. As far as you know.

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