Questions discussed:

-Why croutons, Not bacon bits?

-Why gym membership, Not James membership?

-Why fast food, Not food fasting?

-Why streets, Not treadmills?

-Why eat kale, Not hail the king?

-Why zoodles, Not doodles?

-Why buffets, Not diets?

-Why biceps, Not hetero/homo-ceps?

-Why vegetable roughies, Not fruit smoothies?

-Why diet & exercise, Not clarinet & jazzercise?

And, of course, our teaser for next episode:

-Why the New York Giants, Not actual giants?