After performing a brief improvised film noir, These idiots debate which skillset is more valuable: being multilingual, or quasi-musical. The Brofessor shares a fantastic story from his elementary school recorder days.

The crew decides to make a hiring decision that they is neither authorized nor advisable. However, this dude definitely seems good at following directions. Perhaps too good to have ended up in this field.

The Brofessor has HORRIBLE mic technique. Fishstick has tried to fix it in post every single episode, but the crew bares all as Lulu pitches suggestions to make him perhaps slightly more competent.

Barney has urinated in the water in Ohio. Or something. The crew gets distracted in this titular segment, as they discover a new kind of muscle.

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