Would It Fly: Prison Fights for Sport?

Attention WIF flight 007 passengers. This is your Captain with just a little announcement.  It was brought to my attention that we have overbooked this flight, and as WIF Airlines pride's itself in only serving the deserving, seating will be determined by survival of the fitest.  So please, take this opportunity to look around for your belongings that may be able to be weaponized as you fight for your survival, and a seat n this flight. Once that issue has been resolved we'll be taking off on the second connection of our eventual destination of Inmate Entertainment.  This week's short hop will land us in the topic of deathmatch, or as we've come to call it 'Prison Games.'

Co-Pilot: Andrew Stickler