We're in Sicily this week, where seven sisters are cited for loitering, which proves to be their gateway to a lifetime of recidivism. They blow town and live together until one sister seizes main character status by marrying a king. But the king wastes no time deploying his new wife as his personal thief, forcing her to rob a powerful(?) sorcerer(??). Queue the training montage!

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