Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!

Why do parents do weird things with their kids' names?

This week, Ken is reading a story by long time podcast favorite and vampire we hope knows we support and would be happy to help ease back into society should he choose to return, Ambrose Bierce

Heather makes a lot of G--- G---s, and if you want to know this weeks Euphemistic Alliteration you'll have to listen.

Along the way your hosts discover a new term for self pleasure, workshop a new Musical Comedy, and apologize to any listeners who may have suffered PTSD at last week's mention of the 1993 film Boxing Helena.

"My Favourite Murder" was published 1888.

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