Its fun to trash-talk celebrities. It is a patriotic duty when those very celebrities are threatening the existence of the People of the United States.

Boehner bitch slapped Obama today, after getting his own tiny tweeter stuck in the wringer. Palin is still Palin. The PAT Act is still your anal probe. The debt ceiling was raised again. The sperminator is being usurped by the Edwards trial.

Is there anything this week that doesn't leave you wishing to scour your eyes with brillo pads, and pour Lysol directly into them?

No worries, there are a few small victories to celebrate too...

If not? We can talk about the weather!