A dive back into the DECK of TRUTH

We all watch gay porn as kids right?

There is no line you cannot cross when replying to a troll.

Does tasting cocaine count?

And I answer the age old question:

Can my bestfriend marry someone I don't like?

no

col·or·ism

/ˈkələrˌizəm/

noun - prejudice or discrimination against individuals with a dark skin tone, typically among people of the same ethnic or racial group.

Yes, you can be anti-black while being Black.

Thinking dark skinned black men are "suspicious" for walking through your neighborhood is colorist and just plain racist.

Proximity to Whiteness is inherently anti-black

And I answer the age old question:

Is not liking black women, just a preference?

SPOILER: No, not liking Black Women is not a "preference", Malcolm.

We're talkin about...Post Covid Life

How glorious it will be to drunkenly fall upon gravel roads once again.

Living dangerously like the heathens we were meant to be.

I can smell the urine and vomit already.

And I answer the age old question:

Will I go back to making out with strangers at bar? 

Spoiler Alert: OBVIOUSLY 

Last episode in Black History Month but as always, Black Lives Matter. PERIOD

We are talking about....sorry no topic today, just vibes.

One time my best friend fed me ham when I was drunk

Sometimes I smell my toenails

And I answer the age old question:

Is it appropriate to tell a girl about your chronic masturbation habit on the first date?

Baby we're talkin about self love, self worth, self validation and saying fuck you to society! 

Success is subjective 

Happiness is more important than capitalism 

Go live in that van down by the river!!!

And I answer the age old question:

Why do mediocre people with mediocre lives, have so much to say? 

Alcohol truly makes everything better...well it makes stories better

Have you ever stayed at the Ritz Carlton?

1. Drink

2. Party

3. Pull Trig

4. Drink MORE (rinse and repeat)

And I answer the age old question:

Why must I chug every handle I meet? Why must I slap the bag?

This episode we're talkin everyone's favorite topic: The N WORD! YAY!

I SWEAR THIS IS A GOOD EPISODE JUST LISTEN UNTIL THE END

Who doesn't love a good ole chat about slurs and racism to start your friday commute?

Yes, there is a difference between happen-to-be-white and just WHITE, thanks for asking!

And I answer the age old question:

Can you be racist towards white people?

We're doing some teacher appreciation today...plus some shit talking too.

Who were my favorite teachers? The worst?

Best things they taught me and their impact on who I am today.

And I answer the age old question:

Why would anyone want to be on a baseball team that badly? 

(YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS STORY)

We talkin bout guilty pleasures, yall!

All this shitty reality television is certainly melting my brain but i'm loving every minute of it.

Also all tv and music from the 90s and 00s was problematic so we should just focus on today.

And I answer the age old question:

What has Nickelback ever done to you?

We're talkin Attachment Styles and Love, bitches!

What's your love language? How do you NOT know?

Why is emotional vulnerability harder than letting a man inside you?

And I answer the age old question:

How have your daddy issues affected you this week?