Street lights flicker. It's midnight. Before you lies the crumpled form of a man. Is he smiling? He beckons you forward with a mangled finger. He’s fallen, and he can’t get up. Upon closer inspection you find it’s the famous chocolatier the papes are all talking about. He stands, stacking each vertebra on the next. Then suddenly, a backflip. Another backflip. It was all a ruse. The factory’s open. The podcast factory. Come on in and listen. We’re doing fantasy casting, y’all!